Neighborhood Articles & Events
Other dispatches from the HP Concert Series universe – fake news, real anxieties, and extremely specific Highland Park problems.
Angie Harmon Day Canceled
The town’s most ambitious celebrity holiday dies in a single HOA email thread.
Sober HIGH-land Park 420 Day
A completely substance-free 420 celebration curated by people who still say “dope.”
Remove Woke Programs Like Recycling
When the blue bin becomes the front line of the culture war.
Top 10 Boring Houses
A loving roast of eight-figure homes that look like banking app splash screens.
“What a Blessing!!” Turkey Fry Miracle
A burn recovery story turned inspirational med-spa ad.
Watermark Made Him Gayer
HP parents send their son to find God and a wife, but he comes home holier and way more glam.
God’s Will on the Soccer Field
A Highland Park mom explains how losing the state title was God's holy plan for the boys.
HP Housewife Insurrection Guide
Highland Park moms treat “taking back the country” like a themed charity gala and Pilates event.
Living at Home Isn’t That Bad
Recent grad explains why moving back into the family mansion is actually a financial flex.
Counter Pride Fest
Local parents propose an “alternative celebration” focused on modesty, silence, and beige decor.
Book Ban 2: Electric BookBanaloo
HP parents return to the book ban saga, this time targeting all words. Pictures only, for safety.
Fine Arts, But at What Cost?
HP debates whether art programs can compete with the dream of a stadium scoreboard visible from space.
Dear Unediter
The letters page for every overlong, anonymous neighborhood rant.
