OPINION • COMMUNITY FEEDBACK

DEAR
UNEDITER

MISSION Publishing the letters no respectable editor would touch.

SUBMISSIONS Anonymous, Overlong, Deeply Specific

TOPICS Lawn drama, parking rage, moral panics & saxophone solos after 8PM

An inbox for every burning complaint, conspiracy, and unsolicited suggestion Highland Park can produce.

How to Write the Unediter

Have a strong opinion about the HP Concert Series, the posters, the neighborhood, or the moral decline signaled by off-brand LaCroix? Send us a letter. We can’t promise we’ll fix anything, but we might put it on this site.

Direct all concerns, complaints, and spiritual revelations to:

Email:
uneditor@hpconcertseries.life

Suggested Prompts

“Dear Unediter, my neighbor’s yard sign is personally attacking me…”
“Dear Unediter, why is everyone suddenly into mocktails?”
“Dear Unediter, I saw the John Hinckley poster and now I have questions…”

Feel free to be dramatic, petty, heartfelt, or all three. Names can be changed to protect both the innocent and the HOA-fearing.

Submission Form (Fake, But Cute)

Your Name (or Alias)
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Subject of Complaint
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Letter

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This is not a real form.

Selected Letters

“Dear Unediter, the posters upset my dog.”

Our first correspondent reports that their doodle mix “became distant” after seeing the John Hinckley flyer. We recommend grounding exercises, such as touching grass (literally) and remembering that it’s just ink on paper.

“Dear Unediter, are we the joke?”

Short answer: sometimes. Longer answer: the project is about how we all participate in image-making, the town, the artist, and yes, whoever is reading a fake letters page on a parody website.